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		<title>Favorite iPhone apps</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2009/06/17/favorite-iphone-apps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 02:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are the apps that people may not know about, and/or are the ones I consider to be &#8220;best in class&#8221; at what they do.

WhatsOn &#8211; TV Listings. Allows you to set up various locations, configuring the channels shown in each,and allows you to set shows as favorites so you get a nice list of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are the apps that people may not know about, and/or are the ones I consider to be &#8220;best in class&#8221; at what they do.</p>
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<li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=289190113&#038;mt=8">WhatsOn</a> &#8211; TV Listings. Allows you to set up various locations, configuring the channels shown in each,and allows you to set shows as favorites so you get a nice list of what&#8217;s airing. Makes it really easy to find the channel number.
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<li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=317917431&#038;mt=8">Paper Toss</a> &#8211; Free game where you throw a wadded up paper into an office waste basket. watch out, because there&#8217;s a small fan that&#8217;s will blow the paper in one or direction or the other. They also make</li>
<li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=315282163&#038;mt=8">Ragdoll Blast</a> &#8211; puzzle game where you blast ragdolls out of a cannon trying to hit a target, but there are obstacles in the way, such as walls, or sticks that need to be blasted out of the way. </li>
<li><a href="http://itunes.com/app/Tweetie">Tweetie</a> is my favorite twitter app, but I&#8217;m checking out <a href="itunes.com/app/TweetDeck">TweetDeck&#8217;s</a> iPhone version. it has the concept of &#8220;columns&#8221; that you swipe left or right to get to, and the columns can be your timeline, DMs, mentions, or searches.</li>
<li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=289406771&#038;mt=8">iTrans NJT</a> Straightforward train schedules for NJ Transit.</li>
<li><a href="itms://itunes.com/app/Crosswords">Crosswords</a> &#8211; Guess. <img src='http://jofo.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Best interface and downloading of puzzles</li>
<li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=284939567&#038;mt=8">Now Playing</a> &#8211; Movie times, with Netflix if you want it. Seems comprehensive but I use&#8230;</li>
<li><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=287644896&#038;mt=8">iPhlix</a> Netflix management. Multiple queues, and instead of loading a whole queue, it offers to load 25 at a time. Also lets you default to Search view for quick searching.</li>
<li><a href="itms://itunes.com/app/MovieStar">MovieStar</a> &#8211; Did you know there&#8217;s a IMDb app? I didn&#8217;t know until about a week ago. it&#8217;s not official but it&#8217;s pretty good.</li>
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		<title>Holy ship(ping)!</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2008/11/24/holy-shipping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jofo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gee, I wonder which option to take:
Next Day Air Early A.M.	8:00 A.M. Tuesday, 11/25/2008	77.87
Next Day Air	10:30 A.M. Tuesday, 11/25/2008	41.25
Next Day Air Saver	3:00 P.M. Tuesday, 11/25/2008	35.40
Ground Service	End of Day Tuesday, 11/25/2008	5.96
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gee, I wonder which option to take:<br />
Next Day Air Early A.M.	<b>8:00 A.M. Tuesday, 11/25/2008</b>	77.87<BR><br />
Next Day Air<b>	10:30 A.M. Tuesday, 11/25/2008</b>	41.25<BR><br />
Next Day Air Saver	<b>3:00 P.M. Tuesday, 11/25/2008	</b>35.40<BR><br />
Ground Service	<b>End of Day Tuesday, 11/25/2008</b>	5.96</p>
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		<title>Universal knowledge</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2008/08/06/universal-knowledge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jofo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;m in the Apple Store last weekend, and I&#8217;m being rung up at the back counter (Genius Bar, I guess).  Here&#8217;s the scene (each number represents an employee):
1&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;2
=============
 3&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Me
3 walks up to 1 and asks him something. He doesn&#8217;t know so he looks it up, and can&#8217;t find it, and asks 2 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;m in the Apple Store last weekend, and I&#8217;m being rung up at the back counter (Genius Bar, I guess).  Here&#8217;s the scene (each number represents an employee):</p>
<p>1&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2<br />
=============<br />
 3&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Me</p>
<p>3 walks up to 1 and asks him something. He doesn&#8217;t know so he looks it up, and can&#8217;t find it, and asks 2 the same question. 2 takes a guess (&#8221;It runs on Mac and PC, I think&#8221;)&#8230;..</p>
<p><strong>Me</strong>: What was the question?<br />
<strong>2</strong>: What does the Universal symbol mean?<br />
<strong>Me, to 2</strong>: It runs on Intel and PPCs.<br />
<strong>2, aloud</strong>: He knows it&#8230;. say it again.<br />
<strong>Me to 3,1, and customer</strong>: It means it runs on both Intel Macs and PowerPC Macs.<br />
<strong>3</strong>: You should work here.</p>
<p>Little did they know&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>iPhone 3G pseudosmarts</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2008/07/14/iphone-3g-pseudosmarts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jofo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On my new iPhone, I noticed that many podcasts episodes were missing the first words. It seems that the phone is trying to intelligently remove words that appear at the beginning of multiple episodes to conserve screen space used.  Makes sense on TWiT:

But no so much on Best Week Ever:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On my new iPhone, I noticed that many podcasts episodes were missing the first words. It seems that the phone is trying to intelligently remove words that appear at the beginning of multiple episodes to conserve screen space used.  Makes sense on TWiT:<br />
<center><img src="http://jofo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/img_0003-200x300.png" alt="" title="TWiT" width="200" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-159" /></center></p>
<p>But no so much on Best Week Ever:<br />
<center><img src="http://jofo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/img_0002-200x300.png" alt="" title="Best Week Ever" width="200" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-161" /></center></p>
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		<title>Fantastic policy</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2008/05/30/fantastic-policy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 17:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jofo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I called PF Changs at about 5:15 to make a reservation for 6pm:
PFC: I&#8217;m sorry, but we need 2 hours notice. however, just come in and we&#8217;ll try to get you seated as soon as possible.
Wow, I&#8217;m so glad that PF Chang&#8217;s has stepped up and incorporated this new and novel concept in restaurant management. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I called PF Changs at about 5:15 to make a reservation for 6pm:</p>
<p>PFC: I&#8217;m sorry, but we need 2 hours notice. however, <em><strong>just come in and we&#8217;ll try to get you seated as soon as possible.</strong></em></p>
<p>Wow, I&#8217;m so glad that PF Chang&#8217;s has stepped up and incorporated this new and novel concept in restaurant management.  </p>
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		<title>Avoid hiring unlucky people</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2008/05/08/avoid-hiring-unlucky-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 22:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a quote from The Office that cracks me up everytime I think about and I just have to share it here, because it&#8217;s too long to fit as an AIM status message.
&#8220;Avoid hiring unlucky people. Throw half of the CVs you get into the bin&#8221;
[If you google part of the phrase, you'll get a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a quote from The Office that cracks me up everytime I think about and I just have to share it here, because it&#8217;s too long to fit as an AIM status message.</p>
<p>&#8220;Avoid hiring unlucky people. Throw half of the CVs you get into the bin&#8221;</p>
<p>[If you google part of the phrase, you'll get a bunch of hits that show it in a list of advice for various people, so I'm not sure who first said it.]</p>
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		<title>Flunkin&#8217; donuts</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2008/01/24/flunkin-donuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jofo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it so frustrating just ordering something at sandwich a or donut joint? I had this brief exchange today:
Me: #6. [omelette on a croissant with coffee]
DD employee #1: 
Me: #6&#8230;.exactly as it is.
DD employee #2: any coffee?
If I order a #6, I shouldn&#8217;t have to explain anything except the size and contents of my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is it so frustrating just ordering something at sandwich a or donut joint? I had this brief exchange today:</p>
<p>Me: #6. [omelette on a croissant with coffee]<br />
DD employee #1: <stare><br />
Me: #6&#8230;.exactly as it is.<br />
DD employee #2: any coffee?</p>
<p>If I order a #6, I shouldn&#8217;t have to explain anything except the size and contents of my coffee (not the existence of said coffee) plus .  Same with Subways/Blimpies&#8230; some executive chef at Subway headquarters put together these menu items with a certain set of ingredients. When I order one, I am trusting their judgement, and the employee should trust mine that the sandwich is what I want.  All the extra ingredients are right in front of me behind glass- I know they&#8217;re there and available to me if I want them!</p>
<p>On a more amusing note, DD had an employee whose name is both religious and patriotic:  Jesusa</p>
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		<title>Captain Obvious</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2007/05/31/captain-obvious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 23:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At my old job, we used to jokingly make up obvious-sounding solutions for customer issues. for instance, if someone says they couldn&#8217;t double-tap a field, we would ask each other if perhaps they had DoubleTapDisableHack  installed&#8230;.or we would say we left CrashWindows set to &#8220;true&#8221;.
::flashback ends::
Earlier today I had discovered that my profile manager [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At my old job, we used to jokingly make up obvious-sounding solutions for customer issues. for instance, if someone says they couldn&#8217;t double-tap a field, we would ask each other if perhaps they had DoubleTapDisableHack  installed&#8230;.or we would say we left CrashWindows set to &#8220;true&#8221;.</p>
<p>::flashback ends::</p>
<p>Earlier today I had discovered that my profile manager on my 8525 was setting the volume to 100% duringa phone calls. I changed this to &#8220;Leave unchanged&#8221; so that the volume is not affected when switching to this profile. Shortly after, I remarked to a former co-worker via IM:<P><br />
<code>2:56:05 PM <font color=red>joshforman</font>: mental to do list: find out why my phone vibrates when a call connects</code></p>
<p>At dinner I was flipping thru the prefs when I discovered this entry:<P><br />
<code>Vibrate when outgoing call is connected</code></p>
<p>I OMGLOLWTF&#8217;ed.</p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Weird</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2007/05/06/thats-weird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 02:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jofo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day before I embarked on another uncling voyage to Virginia, my dad told me Weird Al was going to be in Atlantic City (Showboat House of Blues)  that night, so I got a ticket and went down to see him.

Before the show started, there was this old dude standing behind me, and at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The day before I embarked on another uncling voyage to Virginia, my dad told me Weird Al was going to be in Atlantic City (Showboat House of Blues)  that night, so I got a ticket and went down to see him.<br />
<span id="more-121"></span></p>
<p>Before the show started, there was this old dude standing behind me, and at 8:54 (at a 9pm show). He was yelling the following:<br />
&#8220;If yer gonna bring him out, bring him out&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Put the light on!&#8221; (repeatedly)<br />
then he said &#8220;This is bullsheeeeeit&#8221; before walking away.  I had started to inch away from him shortly before this, so I was glad to see him go.</p>
<p>Other than the foot and ear (and everything in between) pain afterwards, I really e njoyed it&#8230; here&#8217;s the set list (with notes for a few items):</p>
<p>Polkarama!<br />
Canadian Idiot<br />
Close But No Cigar<br />
Bob  (video sync was a bit off)<br />
Video: Jessica Simpson (Sampson) interview<br />
It&#8217;s All About the Pentiums<br />
Video: Mariah Carey/Celine Dion interview<br />
Video: Crimes of Carelessness<br />
You&#8217;re Pitiful  (Al wore a hooded sweatshirt with several t-shirts underneath, parodying James Blunt&#8217;s undressing in his video)<br />
Video: Madonna interview</p>
<p>Wanna B Ur Lovr<br />
Video: Eminem interview</p>
<p>Medley:<br />
Couch Potato<br />
Do I Creep You Out? (never heard this one before)<br />
In Love with a Skipper (Tour exclusive: re: GIlligan&#8217;s Island. parody of &#8220;In Love with a Stripper&#8221;)<br />
Updated version of Headline News (re: Britney)<br />
Confessions Pt III<br />
A Complicated Song<br />
eBay<br />
Bedrock Anthem<br />
Ode to a SuperHero<br />
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi</p>
<p>Gump<br />
Eat It</p>
<p>Video: Mick Jagger interview<br />
Video: Sexiest Video Award presentation<br />
Video: Keith Richards interview</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll Sue Ya (which I think is a style parody of Rage Against The Machine&#8217;s Bombtrack)</p>
<p>Video: Weird Al References in cartoons (King of the Hill, Simpsons&#8230;)<br />
The Saga Begins [This is the song where you could hear the most audience singing. There were a few lighters in the air too]<br />
Yoda [Al: You sing!..........now just the invertebrates! [participation dropped a bit]</p>
<p>Video: Lousy Haircut <a href=" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNbx6iF-vQI">YouTube link</a><br />
Video: Justin Timberlake interview<br />
Video: Weasel Stomping Day</p>
<p>Smells Like Nirvana</p>
<p>Video: Michael Stipe/Avril Lavigne interview<br />
Video: Simpsons appearance</p>
<p>Amish Paradise<br />
Video: KFed  interview<br />
White &#038; Nerdy<br />
Video:  (A sort-of mockumentary featuring brief unplugged versions of hits)</p>
<p>Fat</p>
<p>End&#8230;.?</p>
<p>Encore:<br />
We All Have Cel Phones<br />
Albuquerque</p>
<p>I kinda wished his encore wasn&#8217;t an 11 minute song that I normally skip on my iPod. <img src='http://jofo.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I also wasn&#8217;t too thrilled with a medley. I guess it&#8217;s the best way to go, but I would prefer to not get into a song and then be left wanting more.</p>
<p>I would definitely go again, though I would have to dress more appropriately (not as a Jedi or Michael Jackson&#8230; just better shoes and shorts). I&#8217;ve never really been to concerts before. I might just start. <img src='http://jofo.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
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		<title>Gone phishin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://jofo.com/2007/04/25/gone-phishin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeez, these email scam guys don&#8217;t even try anymore:

To securely confirm your Amazon information please click on the link bellow:
     http://nat.key-ware.com.tw/index.html
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeez, these email scam guys don&#8217;t even try anymore:</p>
<blockquote><p>
To securely confirm your Amazon information please click on the link bellow:</p>
<p>     http://nat.key-ware.com.tw/index.html</p></blockquote>
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