There’s a quote from The Office that cracks me up everytime I think about and I just have to share it here, because it’s too long to fit as an AIM status message.
“Avoid hiring unlucky people. Throw half of the CVs you get into the bin”
[If you google part of the phrase, you'll get a bunch of hits that show it in a list of advice for various people, so I'm not sure who first said it.]